That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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