I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
