just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
my poor anus
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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