We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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