did you get engaged???
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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