i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
The idiot babysitter thought my dildo was a teething toy and gave it to our child.
Did you put it in the freezer again?
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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