Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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