Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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