There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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