I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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