Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
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