i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Randomize
