brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
it glows. i had to have it.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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