Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
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