She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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