so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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