Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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