billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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