Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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