I wish I could teleport
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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