is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Just sold all of my pants in order to buy tonight's whiskey. Goodbye, high functioning alcoholism. Hello, Dad.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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