I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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