yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
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I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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