the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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