Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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