summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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