you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Randomize
