I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
no you cant smoke seaweed
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize
