So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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