I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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