how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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