that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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