the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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