I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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