Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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