Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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