He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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