Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
if only i could text you this smell
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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