forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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