that's an acceptable place to lick
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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