is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
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