FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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