Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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