At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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