i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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