My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
is it fun? or sober?
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