You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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