Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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