me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
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