We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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